May 2012
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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Guddy is on twitter
My day = made!
richwhitelesbian:
teapayne:
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
Omg
OMG OZIL DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT INTERVIEW HE’S SO CUTE HE DIDN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WAS ASKING HIM HAHAHA
32ligasblancas:
why i cannot be there
5 Ways To Celebrate Winning La Liga Like A True...
5. Channel your inner fatridista.
4. Dance like no one’s watching.
3. Rub it in haters’ ugly faces.
2. Blow a kiss at your TV every time a player is shown on screen.
1. Tweet all the way throw it!
bbbenzema:
özil is so shy aw
